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Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

Adventure, Assignment, challenge, Duty, Game, game on, game plan, Gaming, Goal, goal oriented, Minecraft, Mission, mission accomplished, mission and game, mission statement, mission-driven, Objective, purpose, Quest, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, task

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

CraftyCravings

balanced diet, busy lifestyle, busy schedule, CraftyCravings, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy living, healthy recipes, healthy snacks, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, on-the-go eating, quick meals, self-care, staying fit, Stress Management, Time management, weight management, wellness

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Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Israel War Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, influence, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, strategy, Support, Tactics, US, Victory, War

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	5581
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Magic Items Found:	1865	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Potions Brewed:	163
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9752
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crops Grown:	7459
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	173
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?