UK intelligence – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCommies2024

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so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

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RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

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MissileMayhemCraft

defense systems, eastern europe, front lines, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international conflict, Iran relations, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, Military operations, missile technology, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, regional instability, russia, russia military, strategic alliances, UK intelligence, Ukrainian targets, warfare tactics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE battles happening all the time! like, imagine if russia and iran teamed up in minecraft to launch missiles at ukraine, it’s like a virtual world war 3 but with blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, you’ll be dodging explosions left and right while building your dream castle. plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a crazy virtual family. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

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SharkzSteal

Community, Crates, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Website

One of the best minecraft lifesteal servers it has lotta things like: Crates, Nice staff, Website, BEST OWNER, Really nice community and a lot more! Try it out!

SharkzSteal.xyz

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Welcome to NOODLELAND, where you’ll get lost in the sauce! Come join the chaos without coordinates or a clue where you’ll spawn!

100 player, Anarchy, blood moon, Caves, Chaos, Cheating, chest, clue, coordinates, Daylight, Discord, End.., Enjoy, Fight, hangar.papermc.io, Join, Lost, Nether, night, NOODLELAND, Sauce, shadows, Simplevoicechat, smp, Sneaking, Solo, Spawn, surface, Teams, Waves, Youll

Server Name	NOODLELAND.XYZ ANARCHY
Map	http://noodleland.xyz:8123/
Join	noodleland.xyz / 145.239.68.128
Player Limit	100 players with land claim & teams

Overview

PVP Enabled, hard difficulty, night is unskippable
Random spawn radius of 5000 inside world border (border can be expanded at any time)
Coordinates are disabled in-game and on map
Players can not be seen on the map in certain conditions

Features

Place a chest down / use golden shovel to claim land
Claim more land by playing more
Create teams with /team & share land

Events

Blood moon may occur
Waves of mobs may attack during events
Death during events result in loss of inventory/xp

Voice Chat is optional and enabled. Install mod here.

Join the server’s discord here.

Rules are simple: no cheating, make teams or go solo, fight, and enjoy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are coordinates enabled on the server?	No, coordinates are disabled in-game and on the map.
How can I claim land on the server?	Place a chest down or use a golden shovel to claim land. The more you play, the more land you can claim.
Can I create teams on the server?	Yes, you can use the command /team to create teams, share land, and use team chat.
What happens during the Blood Moon event?	During the Blood Moon event, waves of mobs may attack you. If you die during this event, you lose your inventory and xp.
Is voice chat mandatory on the server?	Voice chat is optional and enabled, but you need to install the mod provided.

Crafty Time Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Crafty, culture, Evolution, Future, History, imagination, Minecraft, Misconception, past, people, perspective, Possibility, Potential, progress, real, Server, society, speculation, theory, thought, Time

Once upon a time, in a land where pigs flew and creepers danced the Macarena, there was a Minecraft server so epic that players thought it could actually be a real possibility. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and hilarity that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies do the cha-cha. The villagers are all secretly master chefs, cooking up the most delicious food you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they’re the real MVPs of this server, pulling off sick tricks and spitting fire (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Herobrine himself throws the most lit parties. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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BomberMan Minecraft SMP

anti-immigrant, Bigotry, bomberman, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, extremism, fascism, Genocide, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, Minecraft, nationalism, Propaganda, racism, smp, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in solving international conflicts through virtual warfare! Join us as we unleash our creativity in building weapons of mass destruction to take down those pesky thirdies.

Our economy is booming with resources dedicated to producing the most insane weapons you can imagine. From TNT cannons to lava traps, we’ve got it all.

Join us in our quest to Heil Hitler and rid the world of browns and niggers in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today!

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BreadwinnerCraft Minecraft Server

BreadwinnerCraft, Minecraft, Server

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of friendly zombies invite you to a dance party in their underground disco club. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret village filled with talking pigs who offer you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, facing off against a horde of evil creepers riding on flying llamas. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft madness!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm, where the absurd is celebrated, and where the only limit is your imagination? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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WeddingCraft: No Dad, No Problem!

absent father, abusive behavior, boundary setting, choosing sides, communication breakdown, dad, emotional boundaries, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, long term relationship, parental loyalty, Problem, starting over, stepmother troubles, strained relationships, toxic relationships, trans discrimination, wedding drama, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding ultimatum, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive relationships, unexpected ultimatums, and drama that even the creepers would envy.

Are you ready to navigate through a world where your dad’s wife is a real-life Minecraft villain, constantly trying to sabotage your happiness? Take on the challenge of planning your wedding while dealing with a stepmom who is more toxic than a bucket of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and your partner, even if it means facing off against your own family members. Will you choose to banish them from your virtual world, or will you forge a new path filled with love and acceptance?

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, create, and conquer, all while dealing with family drama that would make the Ender Dragon blush. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let the drama unfold!

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RichCraft SMP: Spend it all on diamond blocks!

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in the virtual world! Build your own diamond palace, drive a virtual Lamborghini made out of emeralds, and hire a virtual army of zombie minions to do your bidding. Who needs real-world riches when you can rule over a pixelated kingdom with an iron fist? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will trade you unlimited diamonds for a stack of rotten flesh. So come join us and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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ExCraft: TerribleBedWars

Bed.., Breakup, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Disappointment, ex, ExCraft, Experience, Intimacy, Issues, love, MISTAKES, Passion, Performance, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sexual, Terrible, TerribleBedWars

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as your ex in bed? Look no further, because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than your last breakup. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike your ex in the bedroom. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

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What is the IP for RTGame Minecraft Server?

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RTGame, also known as Daniel, is a popular Irish gaming YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his unique sense of humor and entertaining gameplay videos. With a strong following of dedicated fans, he has gained popularity for his quirky commentary and humorous interactions with his audience. RTGame’s content often includes games such as Minecraft, Cities: Skylines, and The Sims, as well as various indie titles. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and streamers, further expanding his reach in the gaming community.

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