But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.
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Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun
So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps! -
Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!
join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!
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Crafting in the Kitchen with Auntie HearthCraft! Cook up some fun with Java 1.20.2 and 15 friends online!
HearthCraft Minecraft Server HearthCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
Feature Description Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Server Age Since October 2018 Reset Policy Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019. Technical Details:
Feature Description Server Machine Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia Plugins Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver Difficulty Hard Important Links:
- Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
- Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
- Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
- IP: play.hearthcraft.net
- Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
- Q: Are there paid perks on the server?
- A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on HearthCraft.
- Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
- A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.
- Q: What is the server’s difficulty setting?
- A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.
- Q: Can I claim land on the server?
- A: Yes, there is a land claiming system available.
- Q: Is there a live map for the server?
- A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.hearthcraft.net.
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Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.
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CarCraftCashCow
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?
So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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NightmareCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!
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SpyKids Minecraft Server
so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! -
Bookworms & Boners Server
So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.
so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.