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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4913 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.