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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	849
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	2712
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	289
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Star Shards Collected:	127
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	1422

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Farms Harvested:	271
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9264	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8362
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!