Looking to escape the South Korean shithole forums? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky debates.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Canada, Australia, USA, and the UK are all just a block away. No need to study English here, just let your creativity run wild as you build your own paradise.
Escape the frustrations of language barriers and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your dream escape!
Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!
Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌
Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌
Are you tired of dealing with loan sharks in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and take out a virtual business loan in the UK, then disappear to Europe where those pesky loan sharks can’t touch you thanks to Brexit bong laws. We even have a special feature that allows you to safely stash your loan money in crypto, so you can live out your virtual financial dreams without any worries. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape debt and live your best Minecraft life! Join now and start your epic virtual financial journey today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!
Join us for the “Get the choons on edition” where we blast the hottest tunes while you mine and craft your way to victory. Need some inspiration while building? Just crank up the volume and let the music guide your creativity!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden disco ball room where you can boogie down with mobs and villagers alike.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to rock out in style! Who knew Minecraft could be this lit?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.
Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.
So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our totally epicMinecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).
Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!
The incredible BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to.
We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft.
We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too.
Rules
> No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated
> No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting
> No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone
> Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun
> No lag machines
> Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap
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BlitzKraft is a WW2 themed PVP server with guns, tanks, planes, and much more. You can log in and begin building your base anytime, the server is up 24/7. Create your own town, join a nation, conquer your neighbors, or just try to live peacefully as a citizen and start your own brewery. The whole earth is yours to explore, join us now and take control of your own destiny. Glory awaits!
FEATURES
1:1000 Earth Map[Explore a map of the entire world!]
Crackshot Plus! with Custom 3d models![Over 50 unique weapons to collect!]
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
Superior game mechanics: Player to player trading commands, Stack up to 32 potions of any type, Tamed Wolves can level up and gain boosted stats. Items have a 10 minute despawn instead of 5 and are stored in a player grave along with exp. Level up to gain additional hearts at a rate of 1 heart per 10 levels. Harvesting crops gives exp. Earn money when you mine an ore of any type based on rarity. Earn money by killing players and loot their grave to steal their levels. Exp storage into a bottle with commands. Open enderchest, shulkers and use a crafting table by holding them then clicking. 27 types of fish that can be sold for money based on rarity and size. Trophy fish leaderboard and fishing tournaments. Fish bag with upgradable storage capacity. Purchase horses with boosted speed jump or health. Custom mobs, mob bosses and quest items. Ability to parry incoming attacks with a 3 second cooldown. We have an excellent moderation team that ruthlessly hunts down hackers to ban them. If you want something added toour server that you find Minecraft should have but doesn’t then just let us know, Our server is a shining example of what Minecraft should be, come join our community, our founding members have been here since it was merely a realm.
Amazing new server network created for the live streamer BruceDropEmOff (https://kick.com/brucedropemoff)with tons of games and minigames!
GAMES:
FactionsPrisonSkyblockSurvivalCreativeRedstonePvPSkyPvPLifesteal SMPBedwarsSkywarsSurvival GamesBuild BattleMurder MysteryArcade (Tons of small random Minigames)
Venty Vines SMP is a Long Term SMP That has recently Been Started. It will go on for along as possible Creating lore, Fun times. and Battles, the smp Has lots of cool Features like Timber. and Chests shops where players can make there own Stores, Shops to sell items and become richer the Server economy Is diamonds. The server theme Is medieval with ranks such as , Squire. Duke, King etc
HomiesHQ is a survival server where you and your homies can play minecraft together.
Team up with other players, start your own team or try to be the best, most well equipped player on the server!
We will try to make a place where everybody can enjoy the game through our server.
This server has survival, PvP, and survival superflat as of now, but in the future we will add a lot more gamemodes for you to enjoy.
This server includes multiple plugins that will make the experience a lot easier and more enjoyable, We have commands such as: /tp/home /warp, and so on.
🏞️ The survival world includes a regular survival world, and in the future we plan on adding custom POIs to the world.
⚔️ The server also includes a 150×150 PvP arena filled with buildings and POIs so that you can have the best PvP experience!
🏞️The survival superflat includes a regular superflat world where you and your friends can play survival.
💬 If you are interested in joining, join the discord server and get the IP from there.
‼️The server will officially open once there are a minimum of 10 players in the discord, and after that it will be active 24/7.
‼️ We will also do giveaways on the discord server, where players can get free ranks, kits, and even vouchers for our store. (The first one will happen when the server fully opens)
🛒 The server also has a store from which you can buy ranks/kits/spawners (But probably nobody will🥲)
👋About us: We are a small team of young enthusiasts and avid fans of the game trying to make a server where everybody can play with their friends. We hope to create a space where everybody can enjoy the game and a community where everybody can have fun and interact with eachother.
This server has an anti-cheat that will allow you to play on the server calmly! Server version 1.12.2+! PVP NEW VERSION! There is also an inexpensive donation here!