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BirdFluCraft Minecraft Server

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, disease control, H5N1, H7N9, health, human case, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Reports, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, uk, United Kingdom, zoonotic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2751
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis server cuz we got bird flu but in Minecraft form!!! like u can be a chicken but also have the flu and spread it to other players hahaha so funny right?? come join us for some infectious fun and see who can survive the longest without turning into a zombie chicken!!! it’s gonna be a cluckin’ good time, trust me!!! 🐔🤒🧟‍♂️

BlockyBanter

Abuse, BlockyBanter, child sex abuse, Court, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal gang, criminal justice system, Exploitation, Gang, Glasgow, Imprisonment, Justice, legal proceedings, life sentences, scotland, sentencing, sexual assault, uk, Victims

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1820	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Star Shards Collected:	145	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.

And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!

So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥

Crops of the Future Server

2080, agriculture, Chickpeas, climate change, crops, environmental impact, food production, Future, future trends, global warming, Hummus, Marmalade, okra, oranges, predictions, scientists, Server, soybeans, supermarket shelves, Tofu, top crops, uk

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

BritBlockJewTopia

anti-semitism, BELIEF, BritBlockJewTopia, British Jews, British society, Community, culture, diaspora, discrimination, fear, Future, Identity, integration, Jewish community, long-term future, Migration, minority group, Religion, survey, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.

RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER

EuroCraft2020

brexit, Centrist, CONSERVATIVE, EuroCraft2020, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, left wing, opposition leader, political stance, poll, progressive, public opinion, Starmer, survey, trump, uk, united states, voters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6591	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

SpyShipSneakPeak

#intelligence gathering, British waters, defense measures, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government response, international relations, maritime boundaries, military presence, military surveillance, national security, Naval vessels, putin, Russian spy ship, security concerns, SpyShipSneakPeak, Surveillance, territorial waters, uk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	266	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

BillsBegone Minecraft Server

Agreement, bills, BillsBegone, finances, fixed rate tariffs, house chores, house meetings, housemate, inconsiderate, Messy, Minecraft, offset tariff, Opinions, private finances, refusing to pay, Rent, Server, share of bills, standing charges, Support, terrace house, uk, Utilities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

Join us and escape the real world drama of messy housemates and bill disputes. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone not pulling their weight.

We promise no one will come into your virtual house and refuse to pay their share of the virtual bills. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come join us and leave the real world problems behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. Are you up for the challenge?

RichestCraft Minecraft Server

64.82 Trillion, british empire, colonial era, developing countries, economic exploitation, economic impact, Extracted, global economy, historical injustice, India, Minecraft, Oxfam report, post-colonialism., Richest 10%, RichestCraft, Server, social justice, TimelineDaily, uk, USD, wealth disparity, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we extract all the diamonds from india and give half of it to the richest 10% of players! we’re like the oxfam of minecraft servers, redistributing wealth in the most chaotic way possible. come join the fun and see if you can become part of the elite 10% who control all the riches in the game. who needs colonialism when you have our server? join now and start your journey to virtual wealth and power!

UkrainianUK Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, Condemnation, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global politics, government response, historical alliance, international agreements, International cooperation, international relations, long term partnership, Minecraft, partnership agreement, political tensions, russia, Server, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianUK

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	8850
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement!

BlockyLoveBoost1000

bedroom activities, better orgasms, BlockyLoveBoost1000, boosting libido, communication in bed, enhancing intimacy, exploring fantasies, improving sex life, increasing pleasure, long-lasting sex, passionate sex, relationship enhancement, sexual chemistry, sexual compatibility, sexual connection, sexual exploration, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness, spicing up the bedroom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that our pixelated world is so enchanting, it will make your sex life skyrocket by 1000%! Just imagine mining for diamonds while feeling the ultimate pleasure…it’s a game-changer, literally. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up in more ways than one!

SiberiaCraft Minecraft Server

ANCESTORS, Ancestry, Ancient, culture, Eurasia, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, indigenous, Kazakhstan, lineage, local ], long lost relatives, Migration, Minecraft, Roots, Server, Siberia, SiberiaCraft, travel, Visa

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3370
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being denied entry into Siberia or Kazakhstan because you don’t look like a local? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of blending in with the locals! Join us and explore our vast snowy landscapes, build your own yurt, and maybe even tame a wild reindeer or two. Who needs a visa when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and start your epic journey to becoming a true Siberian warrior!

VietnamVibes Minecraft SMP

backpacking, communism, culture, expat life, Food, French colonialism, Halong Bay, Hanoi, History, Ho Chi Minh City, Mekong Delta, Minecraft, pho.., rice paddies, Saigon, smp, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, Vietnam, VietnamVibes, War, war memorials

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the landscape is inspired by the lush jungles and rice paddies of Vietnam. Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous terrain, build epic bases, and battle it out with rival factions.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the jungle lies a secret temple filled with untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

Oh, and did we mention the local wildlife? From giant spiders to explosive creepers, you never know what dangers lurk around the corner. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So why wait? Join us on this crazy journey and experience Vietnam like never before. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into along the way!

CryCraft: Real Men Edition

CryCraft, crying, Edition, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional movies, emotional release, emotional response, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, feelings, Heartwarming, Masculinity, Men, movies, real, Sensitive, tearjerker, Tears, touching, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Men, what movie made you cry? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter! We’ve got a secret hidden village filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword. So come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (but don’t worry, we won’t judge)!

CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

Boss, Break, CaffeineCraft, coffee, Company, Conflict, disagreement, Employee, LEAVING, Management, Minecraft, Mining, office, opposition, policy, productivity, regulations, rules, Server, Staff, work, Workplace

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

SeaCraft: US Options Unlimited

aggression, American forces, Asia-Pacific region, defense strategy, diplomatic tensions, global security, international relations, maritime disputes, military capabilities, military presence, military readiness, military response, naval power, Options, potential conflict, regional stability, SeaCraft, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic planning, U.S. admiral, Unlimited

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the american forces are ready to deal with south china sea aggression? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! our server is like a battlefield, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and tanks.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.

join our server now and experience the thrill of battle in the world of minecraft. trust us, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can say no to that? come join us and let’s conquer the south china sea together!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

SMPForestQueenカリオペ

Dying, English, entertainer, even harder, Gaming, grim reaper, hololive, Idol, Japan, Live Stream, mori calliope, Music, Rap, Reaper, SMPForestQueenカリオペ, talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	902465	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the one and only Mori Calliope is dying even harder than ever before!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where skeletons break it down on the dance floor and creepers drop sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has taken up knitting and is making the most fabulous scarves you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed a llama mafia and are running the black market for rare items. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular at our server’s karaoke nights, belting out power ballads like nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of Mori Calliope, dying even harder!

ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, ambulance, Choking, club bathroom, ClubCraft911, cold, Concert, drunk wife, EMBARRASSING, emergency department, gig, night out, overreacted, passed out, private healthcare, Safety, spiked drink, Traumatizing, Unconscious, vomit, Worried

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1897	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

DessertMayoCraft

Artificial, Cool Whip, creamy, creamy dessert, creamy topping, dessert, dessert accompaniment, dessert condiment, dessert essential, dessert garnish, dessert ingredient, dessert sauce, dessert spread, dessert topping, DessertMayoCraft, Indulgent, Mayonnaise, sweet spread, sweet treat, whipped cream alternative, whipped topping

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

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