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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8083 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!