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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

StrifGrief – GORGEOUS SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

The owner of the server “StrifGrief – AWESOME SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Sgrief.game4free.net

Silvan

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Silvan is a SMP server, UPDATED TO 1.20.1 We have treecapitator, Shops, Backpacks and ranks! We are a friendly community that has very little restrictions, Make Nether portals, TNT works fine, enjoy to your full content 🙂

silvan.playmc.at

LostGamers

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LostGamers| 1.13 – 1.19 SMP Java & Bedrock!

LostGamers is a community driven towny earth server that features unique designs and ideas.After months of development the Towny gamemode will be ahead of it’s time giving life to each and everyones playstyles.

What can be expected? Guns Rank ups Toggle PVP Player economy Resource worlds map size 1:1000

Server IP: play.lostgamers.eu Discord: https://lostgamers.eu/discord

play.lostgamers.eu

Creative plus Minecraft server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The owner of the “Creative plus” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

onetwo.falix.gg

Factions.net

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	231
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Factions.net is a free to play Minecraft server. Join others and form ‘factions’ as you collect resources, raid bases, and fight to become the #1 team!

Zero pay-2-win, we believe victory must be earned. Fully EULA compliant.

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In this game mode, players can band together to form ‘factions’ which are groups with a shared interest in building bases, claiming land, gathering resources, and attacking rival factions to obtain items and land. Pick your friends carefully. Having more friends in your faction allows you to expand larger and claim more land, but also opens you up to increased risks.

In Factions, players team up with others to create powerful factions. By working together, players can claim land, build bases, and raid other factions. Factions can also declare war on each other, making for some intense PvP action. There’s a lot of strategy involved in Minecraft Factions, and it’s a great way to team up with friends and take on other players.

Minecraft Factions is a game mode that allows players to team up with each other and claim land as their own. factions can be created and players can join them by invite only. once a player is in a faction, they can not leave without being kicked out by the leader, or by quitting the faction. Players can claim land by placing a block of obsidian on the ground and typing /f claim. they can then use /f unclaim to unclaim the land. players can also set up a homebase by typing /f sethome. More info coming soon.

play.factions.net

MAKmine

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

We are aiming to create a friendly and fun server for everyone to enjoy. We have big plans for it and we want you all to be part of it. Contact us on our website if you want to help us!

makmine.com

LuckSMP

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Votes:	3960
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Join our ultimate survival adventure on LuckSMP, the Minecraft server that challenges players to survive and thrive in a harsh and unforgiving world. With 100% survival gameplay and no creative mode or cheat commands, players must use their wit and cunning to build, gather resources, and survive against the elements and other players.

Our server offers:

A true survival experience with a focus on player versus environment and player versus player gameplay A dedicated and friendly community with active players from around the world Regularly updated content, including custom mini-games and plugins to enhance your survival experience A thriving economy with player-run shops and trading systems A lively and engaging community with events, contests, and player-run activities to keep the fun going

Start your survival journey now on LuckSMP. Join our community and see if you have what it takes to survive!

mcs.lucksmp.com

Pixelmine Lifesteal SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mines Excavated:	4003
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʟᴏʙʙy ʟɪꜰᴇꜱᴛᴇᴀl ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛy ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍy ʟɪꜰᴇꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ ᴜᴩ ꜱʜᴏᴩ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

play.pixelmine.games

Minecraft server Minecraft server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

The owner of the Minecraft Server server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

whitewingedtern.aternos.host:10065

Lambipela Survival

Bedwars, Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

High-quality Minecraft Servers. Survival, Skyblock, Bedwars, Parkour. Languages: English and Estonian.

mc.lambipela.org