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Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1653
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3713	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8578	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	38923	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

DinoAxe Minecraft Server

DinoAxe, dinosaur conservation, dinosaur controversy, dinosaur crisis, dinosaur debate, dinosaur dilemma, dinosaur extinction, dinosaur fate, dinosaur future, dinosaur news, dinosaur protection, dinosaur species, dinosaur survival, dinosaur update, Endangered species, Extinction, getting the axe, jurassic park, Minecraft, prehistoric creature, Server, special dinosaur, uh oh

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	166
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be a special dinosaur! That’s right, you can roam the land as a prehistoric creature, wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever you go.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a dinosaur, but you can also wield an axe and show those pesky villagers who’s boss. Chop down trees, mine for resources, and defend your territory with your trusty axe.

Join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can be a dinosaur with an axe? It’s time to unleash your inner prehistoric beast and dominate the world!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, conundrum, Cryptic, Enigma, hidden message, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 58727699, perplexing, puzzlement, puzzling, Riddle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, uh oh, unidentified, unknown identity, unknown origin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	62	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig express to explore the skies above?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

#revelation, bitchuds, cat out the bag, cat-and-mouse game, CatOuttaTheBag, Caught in the act, Deceit, Deception, deception exposed, deception uncovered, EXPOSED, falling for tricks, game over, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, no ones falling, Secrets Revealed, Server, Tricks, truth revealed, uh oh, Unmasking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Tenkaichi Ninja Showdown: Minecraft Server

battle, chapter 37, determination, epic fight, guts tier, INTENSE, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga series, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nihon Saikyou Bugeisha Ketteisen, ninja, power boost, power up, Server, SHONEN, showdown, strength, Tenkaichi, uh oh, unexpected twist, warrior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you ready to level up your Minecraft game to guts tier power? Uh oh, you better buckle up because on this server, things are about to get crazy! Join us for epic battles with mutant creepers, where you can wield diamond swords that shoot lasers and ride on flying pigs into battle.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

Alina’s Diamond SMP Habba

Alina Habba, Alinas, attractive, bold, CONFIDENT, controversial, Diamond, FEARLESS, feet photos, Habba, hot, influential, kind person, Powerful, Provocative, self-assured, Sexy, smp, social media, Trump’s lawyer, Unconventional

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Trump’s lawyer is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s not just fighting legal battles, she’s also posting hot feet pics for all the players to enjoy. And don’t worry, she’s not afraid of anything, not even creepers blowing up her base. So come join us for a wild ride filled with legal drama and sexy feet pics, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

Nexus MC Indonesia

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

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Eco Network

AFK area, Balanced Economy, Coinflip, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom menus, CUSTOM PVP ARENA, CUSTOM TELEPORT GUI, Daily Rewards, Eco Network, Economy, leaderboard, LifeSteal, OP ANTICHEAT DETECTION, OP LIFESTEAL, PvP, Quests, REWARD, Rtp, Survival Games, Vanilla, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	195	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

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The Crystal Ball Minecraft Server

ai, AI accessibility, AI assistance, Ball, body modders, body modification, crystal, Cybernetics, future predictions, future society, future technology, future threats, future warfare, information streaming, large satellite, mind streaming, Minecraft, nuclear war, nuclear warhead, politicians, restrictions, satellite attack, Server, terrorist attack

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Picture this: a world where nuclear warheads are used for mining resources, AI assists you in building epic structures, cybernetics give you superhuman abilities, and giant satellites rain down from the sky in a chaotic battle for survival.

Join us on this wild ride and make your future predictions come true in ways you never thought possible. Who needs boring old predictions when you can create your own outrageous destiny in our server? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and let the chaos begin!

German Women Minecraft SMP

German, German culture, German stereotypes, german women, German women appearance, German women beauty, German women behavior, German women characteristics, German women dating, German women empowerment, German women fashion, German women feminism, German women history, German women lifestyle, German women personality, German women relationships, German women society, German women traditions, German women traits, Minecraft, smp, Women, women in Germany

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of German women who are secretly Minecraft pros! They may seem innocent and sweet, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in a PvP battle without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they use to bribe new players into joining their faction. So if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a group of badass German women in a virtual world, then this is the server for you! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

🔥 6MINE 🔥 ⎝CREATE TRAPS, ANARCHY⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

4.6mine.net:19132

Dragon Empire Minecraft Server

1st arc, Adventure, Anime, Do-Over Damsel, Dragon Emperor, Dragon.., Empire, empress, episode 6, FANTASY, fantasy world, Japanese Light Novel, Kouryakuchuu, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, otome game, Reincarnation, romance, Ryuutei Heika, Server, strong female lead, Time Loop, volume 1, Yarinaoshi Reijou

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join our server and experience the epic conclusion of the 1st arc, where players must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. Will you be able to defeat the final boss, a giant creeper with a love for disco music?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles left behind by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious and thrilling adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Chunky Oshi Minecraft SMP

acceptance, appreciation, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, chunkier side, chunky, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, Idol, love, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, pop culture, Role Model, self esteem, smp, Support, unconditional love, weight

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2967
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you chunky oshi lovers out there. Why settle for skinny when you can have thicc? Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, epic battles, and plenty of laughs.

Our server is home to the legendary Chunky Oshi Gang, a group of players who have sworn allegiance to all things chunky and fabulous. Rumor has it that our founder once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond hoe. And don’t even get us started on the time we turned a village into a giant hot dog stand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as quirky and fun as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite oshi in the process.

ZaiynneSMP

Adventures, Challenges, Community, Dedicated, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Experience, Friends, Help, ip address, Legacy, level up, Loot, MCMMO, minecraft journey, Parkour, Players, Prizes, Staff, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Treasures

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Join a Thriving Community At ZaiynneSMP, we’re all about building a community you’ll love! Create your own town, team up with friends, and establish a legacy. With friendly players and active staff, there’s always someone to build, explore, and laugh with!

Why Join Us?

Active, friendly, and supportive community Unique custom dungeons and parkour for every skill level Weekly events, challenges, and prizes Dedicated staff, always ready to help! Don’t miss out—join Zaiynne SMP today and start your Minecraft journey with a community-first experience!

SERVER IP: Play.ZaiynneSMP.com

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Blocky Ape Minecraft Server

African Americans, African descent, African diaspora, ape, blocky, civil rights, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, genetic diversity, hate crimes, Hate Speech, human evolution, ignorance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racial superiority, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.

Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.

But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!