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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8185	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	6855	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4047

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4998	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Golden Pixel

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
New Chunks Explored:	336413	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Animals Bred:	61
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

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🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 Server Uptime
Various mods to combat server lag
A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
In-game proximity voice chat
Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.