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UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7510	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, Beta, bracketbrigade, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime syndicate, crossplay, Custom Titles, Escape, Features, Keepinventory, Land claiming, Lore, Minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Rats, Semi Vanilla, Server, Text Formatting, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6380	Star Shards Collected:	249
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: `1.21.1`

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Is there land claiming?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have multiple homes?

Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

cultural identity, ethnicity, heritage, irish, irish american, irish ancestry, Irish community, Irish Culture, Irish descent, Irish diaspora, irish heritage, irish history, Irish immigrants, Irish pride, irish roots, Irish traditions, Minecraft, Nationality, Oirish, Server, St. Patrick’s day, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	7741
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Sluts, smp, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6547
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	749
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

ChemicalTasteMC Server

Chemicals, ChemicalTasteMC, child development, child safety, clean floor, cleaning products, Communication, dish washing pod, fabric glue stick, hot glue stick, household hazards, household safety, ingestion, irresponsible behavior, laundry detergent, non verbal, parenting, poison control, Server, tasting chemicals, Toddler, verbal communication

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

UncleCrushDramaCraft

babysit, Best Friend, daddy daughter date, date, daughter’s crush, electric bike, firefighter, Flowers, grown up, harmless crush, ice cream, inappropriate, Moana dress, MOTORCYCLE, nails painted, night shift nurse, princess dresses, single mom, uncle, UncleCrushDramaCraft, vulnerable position

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

acceptance, Behavior, Bigotry, compassion, crazy, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, HateCraft, hateful, Homophobia, ignorance, intolerance, Negativity, normalised, norms, prejudice, racism, sexism, smp, social norms, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	276	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

AnimeCraft: First Watched!

animated series, animation, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeCraft, cartoons, Childhood Anime, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood shows, Entertainment, favorite shows, first anime, first show, japanese animation, Japanese culture, long tail, Nostalgia, television, TV series, Watched

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Espionage, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military escalation, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean government, political tensions, Pyongyang, PyongyangDroneWars, security breach, Server, south korea, Surveillance, surveillance drones, Tensions, unmanned drones

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	11

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

CraftyCanuckRx

access to care, affordable healthcare, bill, birth control, Canada, Canadian citizens, CraftyCanuckRx, diabetes, Drug Costs, Government, Healthcare, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, legislation, medication, prescription drugs, public health, public services, social welfare, universal coverage

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Wild West Therapy Town

client perspectives, cross-cultural therapy, cultural healing, cultural perspectives, cultural sensitivity, Emotional healing, holistic healing, Indigenous healing, indigenous practices, indigenous traditions, mental health, Mental Wellness, Psychotherapy, spiritual healing, Therapeutic interventions, Therapy, therapy approaches, therapy techniques, TOWN, traditional medicine, West, Western clients, Western therapy, Wild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!