Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!
Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.
Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!
So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
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If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!
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Are you tired of being overshadowed by tall, well-dressed chads in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a well-dressed ugly manlet like you! No more feeling inadequate next to those tall, handsome players – here, we embrace our short, fashionably challenged selves.
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Welcome!
Nice that you take a look at the post of the brand new DeadlyKingdom server!
Do you want to build a strong empire together with your friends?
Do you want to fight to protect your empire or take over an empire?
Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft experience with everyone?
Then you’ve come to the right place at DeadlyKingdom!
What is Kingdom?:
DeadlyKingdom is a server that runs on type Kingdom. This means that you belong to a country together with several players. The country consists of a King, a Duke and soldiers. If a king wants to have multiple ranks in his kingdom, this can of course be arranged. Furthermore, the intention is to build an empire in a medieval manner. You make a big city with a big wall around it. You can declare other Kingdoms as allies, declare them neutral and you can declare war on Kingdoms you don’t like. Then you can take over the Kingdoms by carrying out a planned attack.
Server plus points:
The biggest advantage of the server is of course the freedom to make things yourself and help decide what happens to the server. The server also has the EmpireWand and the ZeusWand. You have a chance to win a strong force that you can use to win your war! Do you want a wall like that? Then quickly join the server! Furthermore, the server has a plugin called moneydrops. This means that you can collect money by killing monsters. With that money you can buy good things in the shop. Chopping trees has also been made a lot easier with the timber plugin. So you don’t have to spend days collecting wood.
Empirewand/ZeusWand:
Would you like to have a chance to win one of these walls? Then join the server with 6 active players and start your own Kingdom. The big draw will come in a while. The winner of that draw will receive the EmpireWand or the ZeusWand!
I hope to see you and your friends soon on DeadlyKingdom!
See you soon!
Creative Server, This server was started in the purpose to build as realistically as possible and has most of the the best builders in minecraft building huge magnificent structures in it
Welcome to ManaTime! We have over 900+ awesome quests aswell as custom enchants. We have jobs to go with your town, you and your friends create. Looking to PVP or dominate the economy and become the richest? Well, it’s an economy based Geo-Political server that also has LifeSteal, during PVP combat if you kill someone you can steal their heart or vise versa – but they can also be crafted, recipe viewable in both spawn and /lsrecipe. There are a maximum of 20 hearts with a minimum of 1 (no eliminations).This therefore encourages PvP and makes sieging much more intense! As we develop and grow, we will always be adding to our server to make the playing experience the best it can be. We treat everyone fair and have an awesome community that is continuously growing. So, what are you waiting for come check us out and don’t miss out! See you there.
Welcome to MineCIV – a unique union of fans of Minecraft and strategy games! Our servers offer an incredible combination of the survival elements of Minecraft and the strategic thinking skills of Civilization V.
Assembly Features:
Geopolitical Interaction: Discover a world where each region represents a unique civilization. Interact with other players, build alliances, conclude treaties and conduct diplomatic negotiations to achieve global supremacy.
City Planning: Develop your city taking into account technological progress and cultural aspects. Build unique buildings and wonders of the world that give you advantages in the fight for global leadership.
Economy and Resources: Determine your economic path by trading with other civilizations and managing resources. Each block and item has strategic importance, and you must manage your resources wisely to achieve prosperity.
War and Conflict: Engage in battles with other civilizations in unique battles. Create powerful armies, build defenses and plan your attacks to conquer new lands and resources.
Dynamic world history: Events on the server develop in accordance with the actions of the players. The story is shaped by diplomatic relationships, wars, and alliances, creating an immersive world that changes with your influence.
Join MineCIV and become the leader of your civilization in a unique world where social interactions and strategic thinking are essential to success!
Be sure to visit our discord server! There they will help you and tell you all the conditions that need to be met to play on the server!
Welcome to the Official Node Minecraft Server!! ||| Featuring Personal Survival Worlds / PVP / Economy / Factions
(ServerBeing Developed RN but you can still join ๐ )