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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4573
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProudHabitMC SMP

    ProudHabitMC SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6058
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 New Chunks Explored: 13318
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoberCraft

    SoberCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3686
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

    Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

    So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny Human Craft

    Tiny Human Craft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8849
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Emeralds Found: 1566
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 106

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

    Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

    So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Meth Madness

    Crafting Meth Madness
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1126
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2TMC

    2TMC
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1544
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Age Requirement 21+
    Location NA-based, open to players worldwide
    Discord Required with mic for voice chat

    Overview:

    Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

    Data Packs on the Server:

    • anti enderman grief
    • afk messages
    • better item frames
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Fabric Mods on the Server:

    • armor poser
    • audioplayer
    • clumps
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Server Rules:

    1. Be Respectful
    2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
    3. Non-Destructive Pranks allowed
    4. … (full list provided in text)

    Interested in Joining?

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

    Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

    A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

    Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

    A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

    A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

    A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

    Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4134
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

    WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4571
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5373
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

    So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

    MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3296
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Animals Bred: 131 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

    Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

    SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8010
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 440
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

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