Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, Anime girl, anime trends, character analysis, character design, Character development, Character Ranking, character spotlight, cute, Drill hair, DrillGirl, fan favorite, favorite character, instant best girl, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, otaku culture, popular character, Server, unique hairstyle, waifu

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	7411	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

athletes, Black community, blockbuster, BREAKING, buck breaking, Competition, controversy, cultural impact, documentary, Event, Exploitation, Goat, History, media representation, Minecraft, Olympic, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, smp, social commentary, sports, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!

HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Havoc, HIMARS, Incompetence, international relations, Milbloggers, Military analysis, Military experts, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, military-news, RAGE, Russian, Russian battalion, russian military, security threats, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war in Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

DreamPhoneCraft

addiction, Behavior, Communication, Daily Life, digital age, disconnect, DreamPhoneCraft, dreams, FANTASY, habits, imagination, modern society, Psychology, Reality, screen time, Sleep, smartphones, subconscious, Technology, Usage, virtual

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	7509
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Potions Brewed:	176
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

CringeCraft: The Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	9656	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HorizonCraft SMP

Discord, Fun, HorizonCraft, Minecraft, new, richest player, Server, Simple, smp, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606

Welcome to the Murk PvP server where everything is a mess! Join our chaotic small community for PvP, skills, jobs, quests, and fun!

Abilities, admins, Allies, Auction, chaotic, Combat, Community, Economy, Factions, Fun, Jobs, Join, leaderboard, Mess, mobs, Moderators, Murk, Pets, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shop, Skills, Small, Survival, Training, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	196
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	456	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT	19132

About the Server:

This server is old school factions with a good group of people. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, and more. No pay to win, proximity voice chat enabled, and no lag for Oceanic players.

Starting Kit:

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing!

Notes:

Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, no pay to win. Enjoy a fresh server with a growing player base.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP into your Minecraft client or use the BEDROCK IP and PORT for Bedrock edition.
Is there a protection system on the server?	Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken.
Are there any pay-to-win features?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are moderators and admins needed?	Yes, the server owner is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience in handling plugins. Contact them on Discord for more information.
What are some of the plugins on the server?	The server uses plugins such as MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide various features for players.

If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to the server owner through Discord.

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