New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

    UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8973
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Zombie Dances: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2807
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8796
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 125
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6048
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magic Items Found: 4430
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2190
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Votes: 6217 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7697
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 123 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7135
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 1950
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 6944
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1524
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9139
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

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