Ughhh Minecraft Servers

Ughhh Minecraft Servers

  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 518
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 250
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 995
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 813548 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1858
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9081
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Farms Harvested: 699
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6621
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Votes: 4965
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 672
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1474 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    onxy.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 802
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    asaspiresmp.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8748
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 986
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7376
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 New Chunks Explored: 711284
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Animals Bred: 86 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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