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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.

And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts

space station, stranded astronauts, emergency procedures, astronaut duties, Astronauts

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

Bug Bites & Blockheads

insect farming, entomophagia, sustainable eating, cross-reactivity, entomophagic diets

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss!

SweetLand

Protections, Updates, Epic crates, Incredible community, PvE

Welcome to Sweetland!

Explore a survival Java 1.21.1 full of action and news. With +90 Custom enchantments, Koth events, regenerative mines, exclusive ranges, epic crates and kits, protections and: _evento: Rankups system

A world in constant evolution, with an incredible community and challenges that will always keep you to the limit.

play.sweetland.lat

BlastXus-Custom

Earth, PvP, Hardcore, MCMMO, strategic combat

Blastxus-Custom 1.20.1 It is a semi-analytical Minecraft server with an approach to exploration, construction and strategic combat. It has a free and premium protection system, ensuring that players can protect their territories while they venture into a world full of challenges.

PVP without restrictions for those who seek the emotion of combat. Limited farms to maintain a balance in the economy and gameplay. Jail as punishment instead of traditional Bans. “Repairing” enchantment that passively repairs tools and armor while you build or explore. People of Valderis, a settlement with epic history and secret to discover.

blastxus.craft.gg:10026

PhotonRebornSMP

Biomes, Story, Terralith, bedrock, Community

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Feature	Description
Story-Driven Roleplay	Immerse yourself in a rich, evolving narrative
Player-Driven Kingdoms	Build, govern, and shape the land’s future
PvP with Purpose	Combat is allowed but must be part of the story
Land Claiming & Protection	Keep your builds safe from griefing
Custom Mechanics	Unique survival tweaks and RPG elements
Dynamic World Generation	Stunning biomes with Terralith and Vanilla Tweaks
Community Focused	A welcoming and non-toxic environment
Bedrock Compatible	Play with friends across Java and Bedrock
No Cracked Minecraft	Only legitimate accounts are allowed

Start your journey and become part of Photon’s Rebirth!

Join the Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: No, only legitimate accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but must be part of the story and for a purpose.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim land and use protection mechanisms provided by the server.

Q: Is the server Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, you can play on the server with friends using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Whispering Woods 1.21

sharing viewpoints, vocalizing thoughts, asserting oneself, Self-expression, speaking out

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also zombies and creepers, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride for your brain cells, man.

You can build your own epic castle and then watch it get blown up by TNT, it’s like therapy for your inner chaos, bro.

And the best part is, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

So come join us on this server and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible, because why the heck not, life is too short to be normal.

CraftyCarRentalGF

RESPONSIBILITY, Partners, black SUVs, credit card, Events

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer black SUV rentals for all your virtual event transportation needs! Need to impress your blocky friends with a luxurious ride to the Ender Dragon’s lair? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of booking two black SUVs for your next in-game event. Just imagine cruising through the pixelated landscapes in style, with our friendly NPC drivers at your service.

Don’t worry about credit cards or deposits, we accept emeralds as payment! And if you ever need a last-minute rental, just send a message in our chat and we’ll teleport a black SUV right to your location.

So why wait? Join our server now and never worry about transportation issues in Minecraft again. Plus, you’ll be supporting a fellow player who just can’t seem to get his virtual credit card in order. Let’s make Minecraft travel great again!

SMP Pro Tips – Minecraft SMP

key facts, life lessons, advice, education, Tips

OMG you guys, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and another player who has a pet dragon that breathes fire on griefers. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves, trust me.

Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. It’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft tools, dude.

So come join us and be a part of the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyFascistFails

activism, fascism, education, ignorance, society

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even recognize a fascist regime when it’s staring them in the face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created a utopia where the only dictator is a friendly llama named Larry. Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream castle, battling evil mobs, and participating in llama fashion shows. Who needs social studies when you can have this much fun? Join now and let Larry lead the way to a better tomorrow!