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Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6642
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	7233	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8848	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	659
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	179
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crops Grown:	5253	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!