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CleanUpCrew Minecraft Server

after dinner clean-up, aita, CleanUpCrew, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, family, family dynamics, Help, household chores, kitchen, Marriage, Minecraft, not helping, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Support, teamwork, Wife, work-life balance

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Are you tired of constantly having to clean up after everyone in your family, only to have someone else swoop in and do it for you? Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cleaning duties!

Our server is filled with hilarious scenarios like a wife who insists on doing her kids’ chores because she can do it better/faster (sound familiar?) and a husband who just wants to enjoy a peaceful evening without having to clean up after everyone else.

Join us for a laugh and maybe even pick up some tips on how to deal with those pesky family members who just can’t seem to let you do your job. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our server!

ZombieShiftNoThanks

community support, company cost, company policy, deceased co-worker, Donations, emotional distress, employee involvement, ethical dilemma, fundraising, fundraising events, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, honoring memory, management decision, memorial bench, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, unpaid work, volunteering, workplace dynamics, ZombieShiftNoThanks

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Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re working with your favorite co-worker again? Look no further! Our server is like a family, just like the one you had at work. We even have fundraising events, but don’t worry, you won’t be voluntold to organize them like poor OP here!

Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?

Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!

UnattractiveAF Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, body image, Body language, facial expressions, Feedback, hygiene, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-perception bias, signs of unattractiveness, smp, social cues, social interactions, UnattractiveAF

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Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

HatePretendCraft

dislike, facade, fake smiles, Faking It, false enthusiasm, forced positivity, HatePretendCraft, Hidden feelings, insincerity, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, not genuine, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to care, pretending to enjoy, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social pressure, societal expectations

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis, disease control, disease prevention, emergency preparedness, Epidemic, global health emergency, global health threat, global pandemic, health crisis, healthcare crisis, Infectious Disease, international response, measles outbreak, medical emergency, mpox, outbreak, public health crisis, vaccination campaign, Who, World Health Organization

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! WHO just declared a mpox outbreak a global health emergency on our server! join now to fight off the infected mobs and save the world! but be careful, u might catch mpox yourself and turn into a zombie player! join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

balance, belief system, cause and effect, cosmic balance, Duality, Ethics, Evil, Good, INCREASED, interconnectedness, Karma, Minecraft, moral compass, morality, Nature, perspective, philosophy, society, spirituality, things, yin and yang

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so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

RockinHenge500

Ancient monument, archaeology, bluestone, Cultural significance, england, Enigmatic, geological mystery, historical site, long distance, Mysterious, Neolithic, prehistoric, Quarry, Rock, RockinHenge500, Salisbury Plain, standing stones, stonehenge, Transportation, welsh, Wiltshire

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest sh*t eva! Like, did u know dat Stonehenge’s weirdest rock came from, like, 500 miles away? Dat’s sum wild stuff, man. Imagine all da adventures u can have on our server, like tryna find dat rock in Minecraft and bringin it back to Stonehenge.

And get dis, we got a secret underground cave full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But watch out, cuz there’s a herd of zombie pigs guardin it. U gotta be sneaky like a ninja to get dem treasures.

Plus, we got a giant chicken boss dat drops a diamond sword every time u defeat it. It’s like a real-life video game, bro. So come join us on dis server and let’s have some epic fun together!

minecraft.hakim.family

Anarchy, gaming multiplayer virtualworld sandbox community survival adventure creative roleplaying exploration building crafting social fantasy exploration online MMORPG indie simulation cooperative

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Hakim Home Minecraft server is the server to have fun. enjoy your play with family and friends. build your world and share with others. everybody are welcome.

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EchoMC

Based, Bedwars, Coming Soon, Earth, EchoMC, everyday, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Meet, minecraft server, new, Play, PORT, Skyblock, Small, Survival, Version 1.19-1.20+

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IP: play.echomc.fun Port: 25565

play.echomc.fun

Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually

anarchy server, build projects, Community, dedicated players, discord server, done…eventually, Friendly, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Mature, new members, Players, procrastination, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers are not allowed on the server. We have a zero tolerance policy for hacking.
What games do you play in the discord server?	We encourage playing a variety of games with other community members, but Minecraft is always the center of our activities.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Are griefers tolerated on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed on the server. We expect all players to be respectful to others.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	439349	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	793

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

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CleanUpCrew Minecraft Server

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Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

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RockinHenge500

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EchoMC

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Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually

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Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7569
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11