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Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	966	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

2 Years Breaks Up Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, breaks, Breakup, Cheating, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, Deception, emotional manipulation, forgiveness, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, International relationships, JOKE, Lies, love, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationship, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Years

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of being banned from servers for ridiculous reasons like accidentally breaking a block or saying “lol” too many times in chat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos as we navigate through the treacherous waters of friendship and betrayal. Rumor has it that our admin once broke up with a player for two whole years over a joke, only to come back like nothing happened. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles and quadrangles that happen on the daily.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its insane competitions where players have to prove their worth in challenges like building the tallest tower out of nothing but dirt blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Can women in your country compete with ours? Join us and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

Failboat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	1155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Failboat is a popular YouTuber known for his comedic gaming content and Let’s Play videos. With a witty and engaging personality, he has amassed a large following for his entertaining and lighthearted approach to gaming. Alongside his signature Failboat Plays series, he also creates reaction videos and gaming tutorials, showcasing his love for all things gaming.

Hazy Reverb Minecraft Server #3

appstore, Current Banner, debut teaser, download links, EN Data Dump, Events, FAQ, Gacha Banner, google play, Haze Reverb General, hazy, HRG, JP wiki., Minecraft, News, Official Links, official site, official trailer, Official X, Official youtube, redemption codes, Resources, reverb, Server, SR Maria, SSR Lina, Starfall Into Marsh of Darkness, Trailer, useful links

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can team up with SSR Lina and SR Maria to conquer the Marsh of Darkness. Battle your way through hordes of mobs and uncover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like Starfall Into Marsh of Darkness where you can win epic loot and bragging rights for days. And don’t forget about our Gacha Banner featuring Lina and Maria – because who wouldn’t want to add them to their collection?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now from the AppStore or Google Play and start your epic journey today. And remember, the redemption code CWCX0401 will give you a head start on your quest for greatness.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft like never before!

2024 is basically over and Baldur’s Gate 3 is still the… Minecraft SMP

2024.., Baldur’s Gate 3 updates, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BASICALLY, CONTENT, DLCs, free, full price, Game, Gate, goty, larian, Larian’s next game, Minecraft, next game, next RPG, RPG, smp, subclasses, the, Twelve subclasses, Updates, WAIT

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Forget about Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is the real game of the year contender. We have twelve new Minecraft subclasses coming soon, and they’re all free! That’s right, FREE!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly NPCs. Don’t wait for Larian’s next game, join us now for the ultimate RPG experience in Minecraft. Who needs GOTY when you have our insane server to play on? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelosis

Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Konquest Plugin, Land claiming, Minigames, MobSpawn, Modded, Player Shops, PvP, Raid, Sethome, Skyblock, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4

Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome

+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!

pixeloza.fun

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

bob, bob and vagene, Buy, buy russian wife, fellow, Good, good morning, how much, Jeetbros, long tail, Minecraft, morning, Russian, saars, Sexy, sexy wife, smp, tags, Vagene, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6280	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3704
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	525	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness