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Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Votes:	9151	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crops Grown:	2920

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Potions Brewed:	145	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Block Break-Up

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

1.21.1, Adventures, age, Applications, building, Chaos, Community, consideration, Content Creation, Craft, Exploring, forgetful, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Maturity, Minecraft, pixelated, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Toxicity, vet, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	5673	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	94
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	3185
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!