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CraftyCouples Minecraft SMP

Best advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCouples, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, self-care, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	309195	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a crazy prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken farm. It was clucking hilarious! And don’t even get me started on our epic building competitions – last time, someone built a giant toilet as their masterpiece and we all couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events like a weekly dance party where we all wear pixelated disco outfits and boogie down in the virtual world. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. It’s like magic, I swear!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHigh: No Regrets

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyHigh, CHANGE, do-over, education, high school, hindsight, lessons learned, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, teenage years, time travel, transformation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5135	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	242	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

If I could go back to high school, I would definitely join this Minecraft server sooner! Why? Because on this server, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Plus, our principal is a talking llama who gives out detention in the form of virtual cake parties. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on this server. So come join us and relive your high school years in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

MouseCraft: Fluoxetine Defender

animal study, antidepressant, Combat, Defender, drug therapy, Fluoxetine, fluoxetine benefits, fluoxetine effects, fluoxetine research, fluoxetine study, immune system, INFECTIONS, infectious diseases, inflammation, Medical research, mental health, Mice, MouseCraft, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, serotonin, ssri

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical fluoxetine that makes you invincible against infections and sepsis just like in the mice studies!!! 🐭🔬💊

we have crazy adventures and quests where you can fight off evil bacteria and save the day with your newfound super powers! 💥🦠

don’t miss out on the chance to become a fluoxetine-fueled hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness! join now and start your epic journey to save the virtual universe from microscopic threats! 🌍🦠🚀

Minewolf Server List Early Access

Access, add your server, Discord, Early, example server page, Feedback, Join our Discord, Launch Day, Links, list, Minecraft, MineWolf, Network, Platform, Players, Server, Server List, Server Owners, Updates

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9813	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Minewolf Server Overview:

Description
Minewolf is a brand new Minecraft server list network that is in early access. We aim to create a server list that is more useful for both players and server owners!
Server owners can add their server today, and players can join our discord to be notified on launch day!
We are also currently open to any feedback! We want to know what features we can add to create an amazing platform for everyone!

Links:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I add my server to Minewolf?	You can add your server by visiting the Add Your Server page and filling out the necessary information.
When is the launch day for Minewolf?	The launch day for Minewolf is still to be determined, but you can join our Discord for updates.
Can I provide feedback on Minewolf?	Yes, we welcome any feedback you may have. Feel free to reach out to us through our Discord channel.

Penny Quest World 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIBLE, calculation, cancer rates, change Matthew 22:20-22, children humanity, GOD, Government, History, income, King James Version, Link, Marvel, math monthly earnings, MONEY, new ideas, PENNY, Quest, religious Caesar, revolution, scripture, TAXES, Video, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	822102	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	4584

Yo, bro, forget about taxes and government, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be free from all that nonsense! We don’t tax you, we don’t ask for your pennies, just come chill with us and build some epic structures! We have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will make you question reality itself. Join now and let’s create a world where the dumbest children and worst cancer rates don’t exist – only good vibes and blocky adventures! Trust us, it’s better than giving your pennies to Caesar. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🤣🎮🚀🔥

Mom’s Taxi Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, CAR, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, family, Girlfriend, limited time, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, mom, moms, Opinions, Pick up, priority, relationships, Respect, Server, taxi, Visit, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

Join us and leave behind the stress of having to choose between your girlfriend and your mom for a ride home. On our server, you can ride your trusty steed into battle without worrying about anyone getting mad at you for prioritizing your family.

We promise that no one will ever make you choose between mining diamonds and spending time with your loved ones. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the importance of balancing gaming and real life relationships.

So come on over to our server and leave all that relationship drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any guilt trips or ultimatums. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with real-life girlfriend vs. mom drama!

UniCraftFamLove

arthritis, autism, BETRAYAL, Conflict, control, decision, difficult choices, dreams, education, family, Future, INDEPENDENCE, love, loyalty, relationships, responsibilities, sacrifice, software engineer, Support, UniCraftFamLove, University

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	190
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. No overbearing mothers or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, who needs knee surgery when you can explore endless caves and conquer epic quests? Leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner blocky hero shine! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family ultimatums and social restrictions. Let’s mine and craft our way to freedom!

DreamCraft SMP: Wake up and smell the creepers!

alarm clock, CREEPERS, daily habits, Digital Detox, DreamCraft, humans, loading screen, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, motivation, productivity, Random, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Sleep, smell, smp, Technology, Tips, wake, waking up, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Animals Bred:	142
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret underwater disco where they throw the wildest parties.

Secondly, we have a group of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world.

And lastly, our server has a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest items in the game, like diamond armor made out of unicorn hair and swords that shoot out rainbows. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

So come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pastimes

pastimes, pixelated

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as your search history? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and your search history will transform into a best-selling novel filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From accidentally ordering 100 pounds of glitter to watching cat videos for hours on end, your internet history will never be the same again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Awe: The Science Boost

Awe, awe-inspiring, Boost, Cosmic, educational films, educational outreach, educational psychology, growing interest, Immersive, immersive experiences, interest in science, planetarium films, psychological factor, psychological impact, psychology of awe, researchers, Science, Science Communication, science education, science engagement, science outreach, scientific subjects, sparking interest

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so, like, have you ever wanted to feel like a science genius but without all the boring stuff? well, this server is like a planetarium on steroids, but instead of just watching cool stuff about space, you get to actually BUILD it in minecraft!

imagine floating through the cosmos, creating your own galaxies, and exploring black holes with your friends. it’s like science class, but way more fun and way less homework.

plus, our server has this magical power to make you feel all awe-inspired and stuff, which apparently makes you super smart or something. so come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!