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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7920 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Crops Grown: | 2860 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.
Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!
So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!
