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🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	201	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	235
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2695	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	236	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6578
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Star Shards Collected:	215
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3386	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8900

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	287	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	568841	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	3616	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mines Excavated:	2527
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	6441	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	101
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.