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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main benefit of joining is that you’ll never have to worry about inceldom again! Why? Because Indian immigrants have taken over and they’re the new incels, leaving the local population free to mog them with ease. Plus, Indian women are apparently the easiest on the planet to sleep with – they’ll go for anyone who’s not Indian! So come join us and experience a whole new level of non-inceldom and sleeping around!
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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
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Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!
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