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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always ready to help you out. Plus, they can spit at griefers, so watch out!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden down there!
3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. If you can’t do a triple backflip off a cliff while fighting a creeper, you’re not getting in.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
