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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9820 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 2415 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.
But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.
Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!