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Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	8057	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1819	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4822	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	838	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1397
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Farms Harvested:	571	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mines Excavated:	1906
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!