Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
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Are you tired of playing the same old boring games made by big companies? Do you crave a gaming experience that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit to killing civilians is your own imagination! We’ve taken inspiration from Ubisoft’s evolving approach to civilian casualties in their games, and decided to go in the opposite direction. Here, you can go on a rampage and not face any consequences whatsoever.
Join us for the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the absurdity of it all. We even have special events where the player with the most civilian kills wins a prize (in-game, of course).
So why wait? Come join our server and unleash your inner villain in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual civilians were harmed in the making of this server.
Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds looking for Rayman? Well, look no further because on our server, Rayman is the mayor of our virtual town! He’s always hanging out at the local disco club busting moves with his limbless dance skills. Join us and maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off! Who needs diamonds when you can party with Rayman?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Now’s your chance!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, head to the enchanted forest where the trees sing and the animals tell jokes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?
Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!
But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!
Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.
If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.
So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!
So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
