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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9722 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3243 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7869 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.
we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.
trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun
