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Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	7503	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	3562
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	320325	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	6445
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crops Grown:	8700	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	5626
Votes:	5968	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3931
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.