New Minecraft Servers 2025

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/u/udg Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1491
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wet edition you never knew you needed! Dive into a world of absolute chaos and madness with our outrageous features and insane stories.

    Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where you can explore the depths of the ocean, battle sea monsters, and build underwater castles with our unique wet edition server. But that’s not all! We also have a special LoRa Training program where you can learn to communicate with dolphins and jellyfish.

    Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a few wet surprises along the way. Don’t miss out on the wettest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6294
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Alien Abductions: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Narcissism Edition Minecraft server, where you can build your dream castle and admire yourself in pixelated glory! Join us for a wild ride filled with self-love and endless possibilities.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a statue of themselves so grand, that even the Ender Dragon bowed down in awe. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret passages, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with themselves as you are. You’ll never feel more at home than in a world where everything revolves around YOU.

    So come on, join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and narcissistic adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. And remember, on this server, it’s all about YOU.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8941
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Magic Items Found: 1534 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

    Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

    Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Towns Built: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Good Catholic Goblins edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goblins, samplers, LoRa training, and OP pasta that will blow your mind!

    Last time on Gobbo 3.0 /degen/: We had a goblin wedding, where the bride rode in on a ponyXL while the groom recited LoRa training scripts. It was a sight to behold!

    Don’t miss out on the Forge (New User Friendly) experience, where you can control goblins with ease. Or, if you’re feeling daring, try out the ComfyUI (Experienced) for a challenge like no other.

    Our archive is filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us on this crazy adventure and become part of the goblin community like never before! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave. So grab your samplers and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpyCraft: Family Edition

    SpyCraft: Family Edition
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3031
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

    – We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

    – Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

    – If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • French Island LOLcraft Server

    French Island LOLcraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5906
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

    ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1813
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4596 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Under 5M Gamers Inc.

    Under 5M Gamers Inc.
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 395
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

    So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

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  • Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

    Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2589
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 117 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7876
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dimension Hops: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

    Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2670
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 550632 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

    But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • NOPEville Minecraft Madness

    NOPEville Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4579
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7731
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Votes: 2887 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ores Mined: 1667 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

    Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

    Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1504
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Animals Bred: 193 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

    But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

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