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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9097 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Animals Bred: | 68 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?