U.S. retailers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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Trap Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Animation Studio, Anime, Characters, creative decisions, Demand, Entertainment, Fans, Future, genre, Industry, japanese animation, Minecraft, Plot, Popularity, production, Season, Server, Storyline, television, trap, trap anime, trends

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

CraftySavings, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, co-parenting struggles, complicated relationships, familial expectations, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family tensions, father daughter relationship, father figure, fatherly love, Minecraft, parent issues, parental favoritism, Server, step-parent conflicts, step-parent jealousy, traditional wedding roles, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

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ToiletPaperTussleCraft

apartment, bathroom habits, Boundaries, college roommates, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural respect, foul odor, living together, maintenance, mexico, odor, roommate, septic systems, stench, toilet paper, ToiletPaperTussleCraft, trash can, Understanding, Usa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

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Foodie Brain Boosters

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

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💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

Application Process, arent, authentic, channel, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord-based, downvotes, Experience, Exploration, Farms, Friend, Gaming, Imperfectum, INCLUSIVE, landscapes, Mature, miners, Moderators, Potential, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, suggestion, Survival, Unique, upvotes

Server Name	Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Required
Unique Features	Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.

2. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.

3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.

4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?

Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.

5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.

6. What kind of events does the server host?

We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.

7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?

Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.

Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!

DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Do Re Mi TikTok Challenge! That’s right, you and your Asian girlfriend can show off your sick dance moves while completing crazy challenges in-game. Who knows, you might even become TikTok famous! Join now for a chance to win virtual diamonds and bragging rights in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

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White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.

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