U.S. retailers – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc
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yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!
first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!
but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!
oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server
Beefy, Chaos, Character, EYES, Great III, japanese fans, Kevin Mask, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Mantaro, Minecraft, next generation, Server, speculation, Terry the Kid, Terryman, Ultimate Tag arc
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

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End of Humanity Minecraft SMP
Apocalypse, catastrophic event, Civilization, climate change, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental degradation, ethical dilemma, existential threat, Extinction, Future, global crisis, human impact, Humanity, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, moral responsibility, philosophical debate, planetary destruction, smp, societal collapse, Survival
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

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Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

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New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP
Anti-Malware, Anti-Phishing, Anti-Spam, Antispam, cybersecurity, Data Protection, email security, fdundschizo, internet safety, introduced, measures, Minecraft, new, online security, Overdrive, smp, spam blocking, spam control, spam detection, spam filter, spam management, Spam prevention, spam protection
Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft
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The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

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Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
avatar customization, character selection, females in games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming preferences, gaming research, gender choice, gender diversity, Gender Expression, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendin, Male Gamers, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, player psychology, role playing games, smp, virtual identity
Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

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Unfriendly Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

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Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

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