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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
