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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8273 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!
that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?
join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!
