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Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	9	Magic Items Found:	5463
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Baktinusantara.id

Active players, Baktinusantara, Bedwars, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Prizes, Safe Environment, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

baktinusantaramc.jacktor.com:7061

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

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CraftSA

Adventure, Assistance, building, collaboration, Community, CraftSA, Events, Friends, Fun, guild, Introductions, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, new friends, Relax, rules, Staff, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Hello, Adventurer! We’re thrilled to have you join our vibrant and friendly CraftSA community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a strategic fighter, there’s a place for you here.

Here’s what you need to know to get started:

Read the Rules: Respect and kindness are the foundation of our server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules in the #rules channel.

Introduce Yourself: Head over to the #introductions channel and tell us a bit about yourself. We’d love to know more about you and what brings you to CraftSA.

Join the Fun: Dive into the game and explore our beautifully crafted world. Whether you’re building, mining, or fighting off mobs, there’s always an adventure waiting.

Get Involved: Participate in events, join a guild, or collaborate on massive building projects. There’s always something happening in CraftSA!

Ask for Help: If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff and community members are here to help. Don’t hesitate to reach out in the #help channel.

Remember, CraftSA is a place to relax, have fun, and make new friends. We’re excited to see the amazing things you’ll create and the adventures you’ll embark on.

craftsa.hyperlayer.xyz:25605

Kawaii Kanojo Showdown

Anime, anime girl’s, Characters, Choice, comparison, cute, decision, Decision making, Favorite, Girlfriend, Kanojo, Kawaii, love, Manga, opinion, Personality, Preference, Preferences, relationships, romance, showdown, Traits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to not one, but TWO beautiful Kanojos for you to choose from. Will you go for the sweet and innocent one, or the fiery and adventurous one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous creatures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the dungeon and claim its treasures. Will you be one of them?

Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter along the way. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Kanojo and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Creepy Cows

Analysis, Argument, Assistance, assistance needed, banter, blocky, Chaos, clarification, counter argument, Cows, Crafting, creepy, critique, debate, Explanation, help needed, image analysis, image critique, image interpretation, image response, Interpretation, reasoning, rebuttal, response, response needed, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the skies, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon in a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

I Like Creeper, But I Do Not Like People Who Like Creepers

acceptance, characteristics, compatibility, contradictions, disapproval, DISLIKES, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, Individuality, judgment, likings, Opinions, personal choices, Pet Peeves, Preferences, relationships, social dynamics, Taste, tolerance, Version

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with people who like building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is for all the rebels out there!

Do you like diamonds, but hate people who like mining for them the traditional way? Then come join us, where we have a special mini-game called “Diamonds Rain from the Sky” where you have to dodge falling diamonds while trying to collect as many as you can!

Do you like exploring caves, but can’t stand people who like following normal cave systems? Fear not, on our server, we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and terrifying monsters. Good luck finding your way out!

So, if you’re a Minecraft player who likes to do things a little differently and wants to join a community of like-minded crazies, then come on over to our server and let the insanity begin!

YeehawCraft

alliances, America, American last, Benjamin Netanyahu, Defense, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israel first, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, patriotism, policy decisions, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	4352	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!

5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.

Crafty Confusion: Where Creepers Ask Deep Questions

anyone else, anyone else do this, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, deep, do this, questions, what does it mean

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Blockbuster Kids Movie Server

Adult, Adventure, animated, Beloved, Characters, charming, classic, emotion, Entertainment, family friendly, Fun, Heartwarming, humor, Innocence, Kids Movie, lessons, nostalgic, storytelling, Timeless, worth watching

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).