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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	258
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Farms Harvested:	697
Players Killed by Monsters:	3946	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	827	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1486
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Towns Built:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!