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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

1tb, 50, affordable, Budget, Catch, data, Deal, DISCOUNT, EXTERNAL, external SSD, Minecraft, ONN, portable, Reliable, review, sale, smp, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Tech, Transfer, value for money, Walmart

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1828
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4083
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ara ara, Bait, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fauna Archive, general, grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, merch, Minecraft, outer wilds, PALS, PIXEL, saplings, Schedule, Server, stream status, STREAMS, suggested streams, twitter, unarchived streams, vods

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	8558

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ores Mined:	7986	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1117	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

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The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

12th century, american history, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, armor, Coins, crafter, Exploration, folklore, Fortifications, Historical Mysteries, History, Legends, Minecraft, native americans, Ohio River Valley, Prince Madoc, royal, Server, transatlantic voyages, Usa, Welsh Indians, Welsh mythology, Welsh Prince

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

acceptance, camaraderie, Community, compassion, encouragement, Fan, Fans, friendship, Inclusivity, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Nice, positivity, Respect, smp, sports fans, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, Unity, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

BarrierMC

BarrierMC, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6998
Players Killed by Monsters:	8571	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

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