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Unity Crafters 1.21
>He then proceeds to tell me that he runs the prison and I better not step out of line>I nod vigorously, still on my knees, scared for my life>Big T then offers me a deal. If I join his Minecraft server, he will protect me from the other inmates>I am confused but also intrigued. A Minecraft server in prison? Sounds like a dream come true>I agree to join, and Big T hands me a slip of paper with the server IP>Later that night, I log on to the server from the prison computer room>I am greeted by a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs>Big T is there, building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks>He tells me that on this server, we can build anything we want and there are no rules>I start building a giant statue of Barack Obama, just to troll him even more>Big T laughs and joins in, adding a top hat and a monocle to the statue>We spend hours building and laughing together, forgetting about the prison walls surrounding us>Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of trolling, building, and unexpected friendships with prison gang leaders. Who knows, you might even find yourself building a diamond castle with Big T himself! -
Humiliation Ritual – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a pathetic step father? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that step dad drama behind. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, no single moms looking for a human paycheck.Imagine a world where you can build your identity around being a master builder, a redstone genius, or a PvP champion. No more cringey “I’m the father that stepped up” nonsense, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, our server is filled with white nationalist cuck types who advocate for men to wife up single creepers instead of being passport bros because of “muh white race.” It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be paying for another man’s children.
So, if you’re ready to ditch the step dad life and embrace your inner Chad, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs single moms when you can have a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Race mixing, building, and crafting await you – it’s far more desirable than dating a single mom. Trust us, even the gay dudes on our server are more Chad than dudes who marry single mom’s. Don’t be a pathetic step father, be a Minecraft legend instead!
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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity! -
BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin! -
Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.
So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…
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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other. -
BlockBaeNoGo
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.
With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!
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Onxy Middle School
INTRODUCING ONXY SMP
Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!
onxy.minehut.gg
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Aspire SMP
Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds
Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy
Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage
Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld
Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.
Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.
asaspiresmp.xyz
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!