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ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8060	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	85	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Farms Harvested:	370
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3322	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?

BlockyBrainDonor

Altruism, Awareness, BlockyBrainDonor, Brain, brain donation, consent, consent form, consent process, decision, Donate, ETHICAL, Generosity, gift, Healthcare, life saving, Medical, organ donation, organ donor., selfless, SIGNING, transplant

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the cows can fly and the pigs can do the moonwalk? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! we got creepers that tell dad jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see u coming.

join us and u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie horde. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself wants to join the fun.

so come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so what r u waiting for? come join us now!

Skin2WinCraft

12 months, child development, developmental milestones, early intervention, infant development, infant health, neurodevelopment scores, neurodevelopmental outcomes, NICU, Parent, parent-child interaction, parent-infant bonding, premature babies, premature baby care, premature birth, premature care, premature infant care., Premature infants, sensory stimulation, skin-to-skin contact, Skin2WinCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7652
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!

we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness

WorkBuddiesMC Server

feeling excluded, feeling left out, fitting in, office cliques, office culture, office dynamics, office friendships, office socializing, Server, social acceptance, social boundaries, social dynamics, socializing at work, work relationships, WorkBuddiesMC, workplace cliques, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace exclusion, workplace friendships, workplace interactions, workplace social circles

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8158
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1020	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like at work!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is not just friendly, but also super eager to hang out with you! No more feeling like you’re not part of the cool club – on our server, you’re the VIP member everyone wants to be around.

So come on, ditch your work woes and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore? Join now and let the good times roll!