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Pixel Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Communication, culture, emergency, eng, English, Graphic design, japanese, jp, Meanings, Minecraft, pic related, PIXEL, Server, symbols, text stylizations, translation, typography, visual language

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT, you’ll never be bored again!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉

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CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

CancerousCraft Minecraft Server

bad font, cancerous font, CancerousCraft, design, Font, font analysis, font choice, font criticism, font critique, font design, font disaster, font error, font feedback, font mistake, font opinion, font review, font selection, Graphic design, Minecraft, Server, typography, typography fail

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

Comic, Communication, creativity, design, Edition, Expression, Font, FontCraft, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Perception, Personality, perspective, Reflection, sans, Self-expression, Style, Thoughts, typography, UNIQUENESS, Visualization

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	6061
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on!

Join us if your thoughts had a font, they would be Comic Sans on steroids! That’s right, we’re all about embracing the quirky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous here.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are cracking up at our jokes. We’ve got pigs doing stand-up comedy, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons… well, they’re still pretty creepy, but at least they’re wearing top hats now.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his mind.

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your inventory is full of golden apples.

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

Decision making, defining moment, game changer, impactful decision, important decision, life altering decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, LifeChangingLlama, major life change, Minecraft, New Direction, personal growth, pivotal decision, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, smp, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

ZeroInfinityCraft

closer to zero, comparison, Concept, Infinite, Infinity, large numbers, Magnitude, mathematical, mathematical comparison, mathematical concept, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical, numerical values, theory, VALUES, Zero, ZeroInfinityCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.

FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss

active lifestyle, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, anti-aging, biological aging, Boss, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, health, healthy aging, healthy habits, lifestyles, Longevity, longevity tips, nutrition, Physical fitness, senior fitness, staying fit, strength training, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.

imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!

we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.

so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	192	New Chunks Explored:	479418

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4339
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!