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CaribbeanCraft Minecraft Server

Caribbean drills, caribbean sea, CaribbeanCraft, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval maneuvers, naval presence, russia, Russian warships, security concerns, Server, tensions rise, Ukraine, united states, US officials

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4389
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, so like, this server is like a total war zone, but in Minecraft! Picture this: Russian warships are sailing to the Caribbean for drills, but instead of Ukraine, they’re gonna be battling it out in our server! It’s gonna be like World War III, but with blocks and creepers! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict without leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, we’ve got secret government conspiracies and alien invasions happening all the time. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be part of the madness!

PalestineCraft – Houthis vs Israel

Attack, defense systems, Houthis, Houthis attack, international relations, Israel, israel attack, Middle East conflict, military aggression, Missile, missile attack, missile technology, new, palestine, Palestine missile, PalestineCraft, political tensions, regional instability, security concerns, war threats

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ores Mined:	1536	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis attacking Israel with missiles called the Palestine! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, fam. Imagine dodging missiles while trying to build your epic base, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a missile attack, you get a special power-up that lets you fly like a superhero. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure ever! Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness

AntCentaursRUs

anatomy, AntCentaursRUs, ants, biology, body parts, centaurs, creature design, creature features, fantastical beings, fantasy creatures, folklore, insect anatomy, insect limbs, limb count, mythical beings, mythical creatures, Mythology, Oddities, strange comparisons, underdiscussed topics, unexplored topics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4265	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	7639
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

CardioCraft: Emo Support & Friendships

CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, emo, emotional health, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Family Support, friends support, FRIENDSHIPS, gender differences, Gender Roles, Gender-specific social factors, heart health, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, physical health, risk reduction, Social Connections, social factors, social support, Support, wellbeing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be protected from all dem heart problems, cuz we got dem gender-specific social factors on lock! Plus, if you feeling down, just hop on and chat with ya homies for some emotional support, cuz that’s how we roll up in here. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies tryna kill ya. So come join us and live your best life, both physically and mentally. Ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me!

The Crew Minecraft: Where You Can Roleplay as a Potato and Fight Modded Vanilla Zombie PVE Whitelisted Adventures in 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Adventures, Aesthetic, building together, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Create, CREW, Fight, imagination, innovation, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Modded, Other, Potato, PvE, regulations, remarkable creations, Roleplay, rules, Server, shared world, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, vibrant, Whitelisted, zombie

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Minecraft Server
Duration	2 years
Mods	Create mod and handpicked mods
Community	Active player base promoting creativity and collaboration

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord channel and apply for whitelist.
What is the main focus of the server?	Encouraging creativity, collaboration, and building remarkable creations.
Are there specific rules for building?	Yes, minor rules and regulations set by the Homeowners Association to enhance the aesthetic of the server.
Can I create my own town on the server?	Yes, players are free to establish their own towns.

BagCraft Server – #5568

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bounties, Characters, Circles, clubs, Commissions, elastic armor, Events, Friends, General Student Council, guides, Holding the Bag, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, swimsuit, task force, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Farms Harvested:	406	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	101	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!

FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

Alternative Medicine, Boring, cure, eye care, eye floaters, eye health, eye health concerns, eye health tips, FloatersMC, flu shot, Healthcare, holistic healing, holistic health, job security, Medical advice, Minecraft, natural remedies, non surgical treatment, persistent floaters, Servers, vaccine side effects, Vaxxed, vision problems, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	736870	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.