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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Potions Brewed:	117	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Minecraft SMP – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General – CraftyExileSMP

Ban Honeypot, Beta Soon, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExileSMP, Exile, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile forum, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous Map, register, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities, Wednesday Edition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us on the Settlers of Kalguur server, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that lasts for weeks? We encourage it!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of chickens riding on the backs of spiders wreaking havoc across the land.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness on our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on the Settlers of Kalguur server!

StepMomma’sCraft Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, challenging family dynamics, dad’s wife, difficult relationships, difficult stepmother, Dysfunctional family, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, mother’s day, not calling, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, step-parenting, StepMommasCraft, stepmother, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sour patch adults in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world without any mean comments from stepmothers!

Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the vomit of the mouth and enjoy a nurturing-free environment. No need to worry about messy situations or hearing hurtful remarks from family members. Plus, we have 14 virtual grandkids waiting for you to visit in-game!

Join us and experience a world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day without the guilt trip. Build boats instead of worrying about college funds and enjoy the freedom of creating your own paradise away from the heat of Florida. Who needs real-life drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the madness!

CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift

arguments, baby costs, bar hopping, college football, CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift, Expenses, finances, flights, hospital bills, La, lodging, memphis, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, pregnant wife, Remodeling, SEC game, stress, tailgates, Taylor Swift, TICKETS, trip

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Taylor Swift concert? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than planning a college football trip with your bros.

Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!

Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, cyberbullying, digital citizenship, internet behavior, online boundaries, online communication, Online Community, online conflict resolution, online culture, online engagement, online etiquette, online harassment, online humor, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, online safety, online trolling, positive online presence, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.

CarbonCraft: TulipTree Edition

carbon capture, carbon footprint, carbon locking, carbon neutral, carbon reduction, carbon sequestering, carbon storage, CarbonCraft, climate action, climate change, eco-friendly wood, Edition, environmental impact, forest conservation, green technology, Midwood, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable forestry, tree planting, Tulip Trees, TulipTree, wood type

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	6078
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

omg u guiz u gotta join dis server cuz we got MIDWOOD, like wut even is dat? it’s like wood but betta cuz it locks in carbon like a boss. u can plant Tulip Trees and save da planet from climate change, like u gonna be a hero in dis server. join now and be a carbon-sequestering superstar, u won’t regret it! #savetheplanet #midwoodftw 🌳🌍💥

alkry network

Adventure, attack of the b team, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, Gens, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prisons, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4276

ip mc.alkry.net version 1.8 a 1.20 ———————- have – survival custom – oneblock – boxpvp – gens And more

mc.alkry.net

YellowMC

advantages, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Bundles, Gamemodes, Keys, Mini Games, OneBlock, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Survival, YellowMC

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

We are YellowMC a very nice server! we have nice ranks keys and bundles that have super many advantages! The following gamemodes will come/are: survival, skyblock, oneblock, buildbattle and bedwars

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DysonSphere: Where creepers use solar panels instead of exploding!

Addon, Adventure, airships, Biomes, building, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Development, Download, DysonSphere, eureka, Exploding, GregTech, Materials, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new mods, Panels, Ships, Solar, Space, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

Check out some screenshots here.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

The Dyson Sphere modpack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology. The focus is on accessibility and engagement, making it ideal for players of all levels.

Our Promise:

With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with friends?	Yes, you can join the server with friends. Simply make a ticket on our Discord server for information on how to join together.
Do you have any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Are there any banned items in the modpack?	We have restricted a few items in the modpack to prevent any issues or conflicts. You can find the list of banned items on our Discord server.
How often do you update the modpack?	We regularly update the modpack to include new features, fix bugs, and improve gameplay. Stay tuned on our Discord server for update announcements.

MotherRussiaMC Server

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, MotherRussiaMC, occupation, political tension, russia, sanctions, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchantments Applied:	119
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Russia couldn’t take over this simple Ukrainian village! Why, you ask? Because our villagers are armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to defend their pixelated homeland at all costs!

Join our server and witness epic battles between the villagers and the invading Russian forces, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself! Will the villagers emerge victorious or will Russia finally conquer this tiny virtual village? Only one way to find out – join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

SMP_MalwareMastermind – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, computer security, computer virus, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, doubt, internet security, malware, malware detection, malware prevention, Malware Protection, Malware removal, Minecraft, online safety, skepticism, smp, SMP_MalwareMastermind, Technology, wrong

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous creepers who just want to see chaos ensue. So why wait? Join now for a truly explosive experience! And remember, if you’re not blowing up, you’re not playing right!