ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

activism, Broadband, Censorship, Democracy, digital rights, FCC, freedom of speech, Government, Happy, internet, Minecraft, morons, net neutrality, NetNeutMinecraft, ONLINE, Open, opposition, policy, Politics, protest, Regulation, Server, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

FamilyGriefGone

children safety, coffee maker thrown, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., downtown living, family conflict, family drama, FamilyGriefGone, financial assistance, hotel booking, interracial relationship, jewelry mishap, kicking out family, overprotective mother, penthouse living, proposal gone wrong, racial slurs, standing up for self, threatened NC, verbal assault

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	3168	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than kicking out your boyfriend’s entire family from your penthouse!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with unexpected plot twists and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the chaos firsthand on our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more action than a coffee maker being thrown at you, then you’ve come to the right place. Our community is full of surprises and excitement that will leave you saying “WTF” in the best way possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Who needs a boring old sitcom when you can be a part of the craziest storylines on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Eternal20sCraft

10. Youthful glow, 11. Time stands still, 12. Ageless wonder, 13. Eternal age, 14. Ageless dream, 15. Forever youthful, 16. Eternal age, 17. Ageless fantasy, 18. Youthful forever, 19. Timeless beauty, 2. Ageless, 20. Forever ageless., 3. Eternal youth, 4. Timeless, 5. Age-defying, 6. Immortal, 7. Never aging, 8. Stay young, 9. Ageless beauty, Eternal20sCraft, Forever Young

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of being a carefree kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stay whatever age you want FOREVER! That’s right, never worry about bills, responsibilities, or adulting ever again! Join us and relive your childhood dreams while building epic creations and battling creepers with your newfound eternal youth. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can stay forever young in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and never grow up again!

GazaGriefGoneSinwarDead

Conflict, death, Deif, extremism, gaza, GazaGriefGoneSinwarDead, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, praise, Propaganda, Recordings, SECURITY, Sinwar, Surveillance, Wishes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4196	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. we got crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like a total legend.

we also have secret intel that will blow your mind. imagine uncovering recordings of Gazans praising Deif’s killing and wishing for Sinwar’s death. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in the minecraft world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it.

UnrequitedCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, you know this server is the bomb diggity because, like, you can totally tell if someone is crushing on you without even trying. like, just by not liking them back, you’ll know for sure if they’re into you. it’s like a superpower, but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate dating detective experience. who needs tinder when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and uncover all the secret admirers lurking in the pixelated shadows. it’s like a love story, but with creepers and diamonds. what more could you ask for? come on, join us and start playing detective with your heart.

GeneDriveCraft

biotechnology, cancer research, Combat, drug resistance, evolutionary biology, gene editing, GeneDriveCraft, genetic engineering, innovative technologies, medical advancements, mutation prevention, oncology, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, proactively, programming, resistance mechanisms, selection gene drives, targeted treatment, therapeutic strategies, tumor evolution

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8945	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well then u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy sht goin on! we got programming tumor evolution with selection gene drives to proactively combat drug resistance! yea u heard that right, we’re like scientists up in this btch, but with blocks and sh*t! join us and help us save the world from drug-resistant tumors in the most epic way possible – by building stuff in minecraft! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly insane and awesome!

VolticMc

Army, Battles, Community, Competition, Custom Enchants, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, harvester hoes, minecraft server, multiplayer, open beta, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, unique adventures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	291
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Explore unique Army adventures!

Features:

Engage in epic battles with Custom Enchants! Harvest resources like never before with Harvester Hoes! Immerse yourself in the heat of Faction Wars! Open Beta Launching: June1st, 2024!

Embark on your Factions journey!

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SMP: The Server Where Even the Villagers Are Alinea Fans!

Alinea, anvil, base game, charged silk touch, cooperative server, curse of inexperience, custom expansion, enchantment limit, enchantment polish, enchantment system, enchantment variants, Fans, Hoover, Immersive, Modification, orb booster, overpowered books, planter, Plasmo Voice, Resources, Server, Settlements, smp, Ukrainian national anthem, vanilla client, veggie skewers, villagers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	8847	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Alinea

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT

You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Feature spotlight

Proximity Voice Chat	Use Plasmo Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers	Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records	Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments	Try our unique unstable enchantments for a different gameplay experience.
Whitelist	All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

Other features

No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. (More info)
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. (More info)

Rules

Alinea is a cooperative server with a focus on a positive community. Feel free to enjoy the game while being respectful to others. Check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

Unstable enchantments

Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Enjoy experimenting with unstable enchantments for added gameplay challenges.

Custom enchantments

Discover and utilize a variety of custom enchantments available on Alinea’s server without the need for any modifications.

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.gg, and find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Minecraft server: DJT’s JapCraft #3495

Archive, Daily Japanese Thread, DJT, DJTs, eceleb discussions, English, Guide, insults, japanese, Japanese speakers, JapCraft, language learning, learning method, Lust, Minecraft, older threads, Politics, reddit posts, Server, study, study Japanese, Thread, translation requests

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, where you can learn Japanese while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where speaking Japanese is the key to survival. Need help translating that mysterious block of text? We’ve got you covered with our language learning thread that will have you speaking like a pro in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted textbooks that will boost your language skills to unimaginable levels. Will you be brave enough to conquer it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a master of both Minecraft and Japanese language! Trust us, it’ll be an experience you’ll never forget.

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, cyberbullying, digital communication, Discord, explicit content, explicit material, harmful behavior, harmful content, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, internet safety, law enforcement, Minecraft, Minors, online grooming, online predators, online safety, parental supervision, PixelPervs, sending pornography, Server, social media, underage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5805
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as sending pornography to minors on Discord? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as twisted as a jungle vine. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild? Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

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