typical excuse Minecraft Servers

typical excuse Minecraft Servers

  • ExcuseCraft 2.0

    ExcuseCraft 2.0
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6819
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 New Chunks Explored: 259928
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8856
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 615255 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Farms Harvested: 643 Towns Built: 9
    Dimension Hops: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

    > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 720
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Animals Bred: 170
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1994
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

    What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8582
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny-MC.org

    Tiny-MC.org
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2382
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

    tiny-mc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

    M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8914
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

    Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7185
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 490
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MWorld.ru Minecraft server

    MWorld.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7395
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dimension Hops: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our server!

    We’re having fun!

    mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

    Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3712
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Animals Bred: 73 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

    TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3454
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3340 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ores Mined: 5570 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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