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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3034	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	644
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	222	Magic Items Found:	6635
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	8499
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	7151	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2871	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	917

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!