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PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	55
Star Shards Collected:	299	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Crops Grown:	4575
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2267	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	115
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dimension Hops:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6329
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!