Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣
once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!
so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!
Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment when your partner’s brother and sister-in-law tried to guilt trip you into paying for their extravagant wedding.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on building your dream world in peace. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure worth $10,000 to fund your own virtual wedding extravaganza.
So come on over and join the fun – because in this Minecraft server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!
Explore our server and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster of living with your boyfriend, his grandparents, his mom, his brother, and a revolving door of relatives who eat your food and use your shower. Can you keep up with the laundry, cleaning, and dishes like our player, who is the only one showing respect to the grandparents?
Join us for a server experience like no other, where every day brings a new twist and turn in the saga of family dynamics. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot even more? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.
So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!
Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!
also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!
| Main Guidelines | As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival |
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| Features | No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets |
| Community | Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available |
| Specs & Plugins | Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there an age restriction for this server? | Yes, players must be 18 or older. |
| Are there any benefits for different player ranks? | No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits. |
| Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? | No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server. |
| Are there adminshops on the server? | No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs. |
| Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. |
| What is the default currency on the server? | Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced. |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!