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CraftyRimworld – Minecraft Server

#gamer, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, game performance, loverslab, managing mods, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, new patch notes, performance fish, Performance Mods, rimworld, rimworld DLC, Rimworld General, rimworld mods, rocketman, Server, tynan’s book, yayo modlist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	5819	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9022
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the most chill Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our Relax Edition server is the perfect place to kick back, build some epic structures, and just vibe with your fellow gamers.

Looking for some DLC? Well, we can’t guarantee it’s worth it, but hey, why not pirate it first and give it a whirl? And don’t forget to pick up the required reading for all game devs and gamers – it’s a must-have!

Unfortunately, Dwarf Fortress isn’t welcome here, but who needs it when you’ve got mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman to take your gameplay to the next level? Trust us, once you download these bad boys, you’ll never look back.

And if you’re new to the server and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy pastebin guide. We’ve got all the info you need to make sure your game runs smoothly and your mod load order is on point.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3029
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
New Chunks Explored:	988819	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4184	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	9265
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	59
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6472	Emeralds Found:	9984

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ores Mined:	5435	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!