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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1767 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3431 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
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So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!