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BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ores Mined:	1731	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	12

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	65
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Buildings Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7581
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3423
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	5157
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	2276
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	5

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!