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Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, Cabal, cryptocurrency, cults, decentralized finance, financial markets, GENIUS, Investment, market manipulation, memecoins, Minecraft, Ponder, pump and dump, shilling, shitcoins, smp, speculation, supply control, Tokens, Trading, Value

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

BimboCraft – Friends Edition

Apology, BimboCraft, class differences, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Drama, Edition, Empathy, Friends, friendship, generational differences, group dynamics, Honesty, insensitivity, intelligence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, young adult

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

JobDifficultyMC SMP

arduous employment, challenging career, challenging role, daunting profession, demanding responsibilities, demanding work, difficult job, difficult tasks, exhausting work, grueling work, hard labor, intense job, JobDifficultyMC, laborious career, overwhelming occupation, smp, strenuous position, stressful job, stressful occupation, taxing job, tough profession, tough work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftingChronicles

altering the course of history, altering the past, alternate history, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, butterfly effect, change history, CraftingChronicles, hindsight, historical events, historical impact, historical revision, past decisions, pivotal moments, reshaping the past, rewriting history, rewriting the timeline, significant changes, time travel, turning point, what if

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

BlockyTribute Hallelujah

BlockyTribute, classic song, cover song, emotional, Hallelujah, Heartfelt, iconic song, Killing Me Softly with His Song, Lyrics, Melody, Mind Blowing, Music, Musical masterpiece, Performance, Powerful, song, Soulful, Tribute, tribute performance, tribute song

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	365606	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

conservative dress, dehumanization., Dehumanize, gender bias, gender dynamics, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender studies, Masculinity, objectification, Perception, physiological changes, psychological effects, sexism, sexualization cues, social psychology, societal influences, societal norms, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Women, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	5976
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Active players, Anticheat, bed explosion, bedrock version support, Combat log, community focus, cpvp zone, Difficulty, Discord, Duke, established SMP, java version support, more info, nether roof, no p2w, Patch, Potato, PvP, Server, simple voice chat, singapore hosting, smp, spuds, spvp zone, tpa / home, Version, World Borders

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Server Information
Server IP:	play.potatosmp.org
Server Version:	1.21.1

Features
Singapore Hosting
Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
Java Version Support 1.20+
Simple Voice Chat
Combat Log
Anticheat
TPA / Home
SPVP Zone
CPVP Zone
Community-Focused
No P2W

Server Settings
Difficulty: Hard
Nether Roof: Enabled
Bed Explosion: Disabled

World Borders
Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

Join our Discord for more info here

FAQs

How many active players are on the server?

There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

What are the server’s world border sizes?

The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

#NewRelease, ANTHOLOGY, bestseller, Book, chilling, ComingSoon, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Horror, Killer, Minecraft, murder, MustHave, mustread, Mystery, PageTurner., Release, Scary, Server, Styema, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

Arrival, back, COMEBACK, homecoming, Minecraft, reappearance, reconnection, Recovery, Reemergence, reentry, reestablishment, regaining, Renewal, reoccurrence, Repetition, restoration, resumption, resurgence, RETURN, Revisiting, smp, well

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

SonWarsCraft

Assistance, autoimmune condition, blood transfusions, childcare, Childcare costs, Consultation, Crisis, daycare, Fairness, family, flare up, grandkids, Healthcare, medication, parenting, responsibilities, Retirement, Siblings, SonWarsCraft, Support, surgery

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!