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CompliCraft – Never Forget!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crops Grown:	4079	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and receive compliments like you’ve never heard before! Our players are known for their impeccable taste in flattery, with comments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!” and “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary!” You’ll be walking on cloud blocks after hearing all the praise our community has to offer. So come join us and bask in the glow of endless compliments – you’ll never forget the day you joined our server!

RostovRageCraft

ablaze, damage assessment, dw, emergency, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, explosion, Fire, Firefighters, fuel supply, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, news coverage, Oil depots, oil storage, Rostov region, RostovRageCraft, russia, Safety Measures

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

CoinMintCraft

affordability, coin appraisal, Coin Collecting, coin market, coin prices, coin value estimation, CoinMintCraft, Coins, Collectibles, cost, Currency, expensive, Investment, MONEY, numismatic value, Numismatics, Perception, Rare Coins, Valuable Coins, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where coins feel more expensive than they are! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player found a coin on the ground and thought it was just a regular old coin. but when they went to spend it at the virtual market, they realized it was worth a million diamonds! yes, you heard that right, a million diamonds! so come join us and see if you can find the next hidden treasure in our wacky world of minecraft madness. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky player to strike it rich with our valuable coins!

CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro

2.3 million people, age, aging gracefully, Aging population, cheese consumption, cheese lovers, CheeseCraft, dairy intake, dairy products, diet, eating cheese, happy aging, healthy aging, healthy diet, Longevity, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, PRO, Stress Management, stress resilience, study, well-being

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	280	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷

we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.

so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀

don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨

Vanity

1.8-1.20, best, Casual Factions, Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Join, KitPvP, Lag, Minecraft, Network, oldest, policy, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, Vanity

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

play.vanity-mc.net

CubeLife

Adventure, base building, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, classic, comfortable game, creativity, CubeLife, CubeLife server, dupe free, Economy, endless possibilities, Latest Version, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Mobarena, no intrusive donations, No Wipes, Parkour, PvP, Semi Vanilla, server address, smp, Survival, unique mechanics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5294	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to the world of adventure and creativity on the CubeLife server!

≫ CubeLife is a survival server on the latest version, offering a wide range of possibilities for an enjoyable and comfortable game. No intrusive donations, dupes or creativity.

We have several game modes:

★ Classic – simple semi-vanilla survival without unnecessary plugins. Well-thought-out economy, clans, battle pass. An ever-expanding world and no wipes!

★ LifeSteal (in development) – survival with PvP elements and many unique mechanics. Build your base, kill players and take their lives! But don’t forget to watch your lives. When your health reaches zero, you will be banned for a day.

Join CubeLife right now and plunge into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

✔️ Server IP address: cubelife.net

cubelife.net

Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, Display, england, European Championship, fan behavior, football, hooliganism, international relations, match, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, pride, protest, Rivalry, Russian flags, Serbian, Server, Sportsmanship, stands, UEFA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5916	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Serbian chuds hang Russian flags in the stands during matches with England! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of international soccer rivalries in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server – from sheep riding pigs to building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. So come on and join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected flag-waving chuds along the way!

ExBlockParent420

abusive relationship, adoption, blended family, child welfare, children services, co parenting, custody battle, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, ex’s child, ExBlockParent420, family dynamics, Family issues, full custody, neglect, not adopting, Parental Responsibility, sibling relationship, WIBTA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than adopting your ex’s child? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a dad of 4 children who found himself in a crazy situation with his ex and her new partner. There were death threats, arguments, and even a lost child to social services. But fear not, our server is a safe haven away from all that chaos!

If you join our server, you won’t have to worry about adopting anyone’s child or dealing with abusive exes. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t harass you like your ex and her partner.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with your ex’s baby mama drama!